Sabrina, The Teenage Witch Transcripts

January 18, 2009 by ashton104

Season 1

Pilot
Blundt Friday
Terrible Things
The True Adventures Of Rudy Kazootie
Geek Like Me
A Halloween Story
Dream Date
Third Aunt From The Sun
Magic Joel
Sweet & Sour Victory
A Girl And Her Cat
Jenny’s Non-Dream
Trial By Fury
Sabrina Through The Looking Glass
Hilda And Zelda: The Teenage Years
Mars Attracts!
Sweet Charity
First Kiss
Meeting Dad’s Girlfriend
Cat Showdown
As Westbridge Turns
The Great Mistake
The Crucible
Troll Bride

Season 2

Sabrina Gets Her License (Part I)
Sabrina Gets Her License (Part II)
Dummy For Love
Dante’s Inferno
A Doll’s Story
Sabrina, The Teenage Boy
A River Of Candy Corn Runs Through It
Inna-Gadda-Sabrina
Witch Trash
To Tell A Mortal
Oh, What A Tangled Spell She Weaves
Sabrina Claus
Little Big Kraft
Five Easy Pieces Of Libby
Finger Lickin’ Flu
Sabrina And The Beanstalk
The Equalizer
The Band Episode
My Nightmare, The Car
Quiz Show
Fear Strikes Up A Conversation
Rumor Mill
When Teens Collide
Mom Vs. Magic
Disneyworld
Sabrina’s Choice

Season 3

It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Season Opener
Boy, Was My Face Red
Suspicious Minds
The Pom Pom Incident
Pancake Madness
Good Will Haunting
You Bet Your Family
And The Sabrina Goes To…
Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Knows Libby
Christmas Amnesia
Sabrina And The Beast
Whose So-Called Life Is It Anyway?
What Price Harvey?
Sabrina And The Pirates
Mrs. Kraft
Sabrina, The Matchmaker
Sabrina, The Teenage Writer
Salem, The Boy
The Big Sleep
Long And Winding Shortcut
Sandman
Sabrina’s Pen Pal
Sabrina’s Real World
Silent Movie
The Good, The Bad & The Luau

Season 4

No Place Like Home
Dream A Little Dreama Me
Jealousy
Little Orphan Hilda
Spoiled Rotten
Episode LXXXI: The Phantom Menace
Prelude To A Kiss
Aging, Not So Gracefully
Love Means Having To Say You’re Sorry
Ice Station Sabrina
Salem And Juliette
Sabrina, Nipping At Your Nose
Now You See Her, Now You Don’t
Super Hero
Welcome Back, Duke
Salem’s Daughter
Love In Bloom
Dreama, The Mouse
The Wild, Wild Witch
She’s Baaack!
The Four Faces Of Sabrina
The End Of An Era

Season 5

Every Witch Way But Loose
Double Time
Heart Of The Matter
You Can’t Twin
House Of Pi’s
The Halloween Scene
Welcome Traveler
Some Of My Best Friends Are Half-Mortal
Lost At ‘C’
Sabrina’s Perfect Christmas
My Best Shot
Tick-Tock Hilda’s Clock
Sabrina’s New Roommate
Making The Grade
Love Is A Many Complicated Thing
Sabrina, The Muse
Beach Blanket Bizarro
Witchright Hall
Sabrina, The Activist
Do You See What I See?
Sabrina’s Got Spirit
Finally!

Season 6

Really Big Season Opener
Sabrina’s Date With Destiny
What’s News
Humble Pie
Murder On The Halloween Express
The Gift Of Gab
Thin Ice
Hex, Lies And No Videotape
A Birthday Witch
Deliver Us From E-Mail
Cloud Ten
Sabrina And The Candidate
I Think I Love You
The Arrangement
Time After Time
Sabrina And The Kiss
The Competition
Driving Mr. Goodman
I, Busybody
Guilty!
The Whole Ball Of Wax
I Fall To Pieces

Season 7

Total Sabrina Live!
The Big Head
Call Me Crazy
Shift Happens
Free Sabrina
Sabrina Unplugged
Witch Way Out
Bada-Ping!
It’s A Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas
The Lyin’ The Witch And The Wardrobe
Ping Ping A Song
In Sabrina We Trust
Sabrina In Wonderland
Present Perfect
Cirque Du Sabrina
Getting To Nose You
Romance Looming
Spellmanian Slip
You Slay Me
A Fish Tale
What A Witch Wants
Soul Mates

Paul Booth, if you’re out there…

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Hi. I was in the process of copying all your Sabrina transcripts over to this blog. I was going in reverse order, and I got all of season 7, season 6, and part of season 5 done. But I guess your website went offline on Feb. 1 before I finished.

If I’d only had one more day… :(

I hope all the transcripts aren’t lost forever. If you happen to still have backups stored away, I hope we can post them here. You did such a great job transcribing them all in the first place!

I tried emailing you, but your old email bounced. Well, I hope you might come across this…

Hoping,

Ashton

UPDATE: Paul left a reply…

Paul Booth Says:
December 31, 2008 at 6:47 pm edit

Hi, I’ve finally stumbled across your blog… Nearly a year later :D

I do still have all the transcripts on my PC, but you might wanna try here first.

http://web.archive.org/web/20070706042508/http://www.bccnet.force9.co.uk/transcripts/

They’ve archived the whole site. Very handy little (huge) site.

Gotta Go
Paul

I’m so glad all Paul’s transcripts weren’t lost! I’ll store them here for safe-keeping also. I’m also planning to add some I Dream of Jeannie and Bewitched episodes here that I transcribe from time to time…

Later, Ashton

Pilot

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Pilot

Teleplay By – Nell Scovell
Television Story By – Barney Cohen & Kathryn Wallack
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Skippy – Teller
Cassandra – Deborah Harry
Edward – Robby Benson
Drell – Penn Jillette
Cee Cee – Melissa Murray
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Mr.s Hecht – Ren Woods
Student – Shaun Weiss

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Sabrina’s bedroom. Shortly after midnight, Sabrina’s sixteenth birthday has just started bringing with it a very special inheritance. She is fast asleep dreaming teenage dreams as ever so slowly she begins rise up to float three feet above her bed. Sabrina sleeps on unaware. There’s the sound of footsteps on stairs and a whispering voice.

Zelda- (OS) Just let me check. Her sixteenth birthday started five minutes ago.

The bedroom door opens and Sabrina’s two aunts enter.

Zelda- (Cont.) Oh look Hilda, she’s levitating right on schedule.

Hilda- Let’s wake her up and tell her she’s a witch.

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Blundt Friday

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Blundt Friday

Written By – Norma Safford Vela
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mrs. Bogzigian – Ella Joyce
Cee Cee – Melissa Murray
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Guidance Counsellor – Eddie Allen
Teacher – Ariel Felix
Principle Larue – Tom McGowan
Gordie – Curtis Andersen
Student – Phillip Glasser

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Sabrina’s bedroom. Hilda and Zelda are tidying away laundry while Sabrina studies the magic book.

Sabrina- I don’t get it, I’ve been studying my magic book and it’s just too hard.

Zelda comes over and sits beside her on the bed.

Zelda- Oh here, let me help you. Ah! Here’s one for silence. (Reading) Affix the taste organ of a humped ruminant adjacent to one’s dentation.

Sabrina- I have no idea what that means.

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Terrible Things

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Terrible Things

Written By – Jon Sherman
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Drell – Penn Jillette
Principle Larue – Tom McGowan
Commentator – Aeryk Egan
Marge – Sara Van Horn
Student – Milo Ventimiglia
Randy ‘The Destroyer’ – Marvin C. Jones II
Photographer – James D. Fields

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Westbridge High School Hallway, Sabrina comes round the corner wearing a black outfit. Black top with a black bib front skirt, black hose and black shoes. She sees Libby talking to her friends, she wearing a black top with a black bib front skirt, black hose and black shoes. Sabrina stops dead in her tracks, turns and dashes back round the corner.

Int. Girls bathroom. Sabrina enters and does a quick check of the stalls to make sure she’s alone before pointing at herself. A magical change later and she wearing a powder blue top and brown check pants. She checks herself out in the mirror.

Sabrina- Much better.

Int. School hallway. Sabrina comes round the corner and sees Libby in her black outfit still talking to Jill and smiles as she walks past down to her locker. As she’s taking out her school books Jenny enters.

Jenny- Hey, love the look.

She bumps hips with Sabrina and walks away laughing. Sabrina watches her go in her identical blue top and brown check trousers. It’s going to be one of those days.

Run opening credits.

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The True Adventures Of Rudy Kazootie

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

The True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie

Written By – Renee Phillips & Carrie Honigblum
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Randy Travis – Randy Travis
Eddie Cibrian – Eddie Cibrian
Big Rudy – Frank Conniff
Carol – Beth Kennedy
Jerry – Jim Hanks
Commentator – Geoff Witcher
Girl – Diana Theodore

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman kitchen. Hilda and Zelda are passing a warm sunny afternoon in the time honoured tradition of the terminally bored. They’re doing a jigsaw puzzle.

Hilda- I need a piece of sky with a smidge of smoke and a slightly bulbous doohickey.

Zelda- Here you go.

She hands the piece to Hilda and she fits it in the puzzle.

Hilda- You know it’s funny but when you live a thousand years, jigsaw puzzles don’t seem like such a waste of time.

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Geek Like Me

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Geek Like Me

Written By – Rachel Lipman
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr Pool – Paul Feig
Cee Cee – Melissa Murray
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Gordie – Curtis Andersen
Cicero – Mark Fite
Sherman – Henry Hien Cong
Howard – James D. Fields
Matt Sabetti – John Knight

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman upstairs landing. Zelda’s having a spring clean of the linen closet. Already a set of pink, plastic flamingo garden ornaments have been ditched. Hilda picks one up and caresses it as Zelda drags out a suit of armour.

Zelda- …And we are definitely getting rid of this.

Hilda- My cuirass! Where did you find it? You can’t throw that away.

Zelda- Oh give me a brake Hilda, you haven’t used your cuirass for centuries.

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A Halloween Story

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

A Halloween Story

Written By – Nell Scovell
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Sally Jessy Raphaël – Sally Jessy Raphaël
Amanda – Emily Hart
Granny – Diane McBain
Marigold – Robin Riker
M’Lady – Linda Kash
Mr. Altree – Jay Kogen
James Dean – Phillip Glasser

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman kitchen. Jack-o-lantern’s decorate the room, Hilda and Zelda are happy and sing as they prepare breakfast.

Hilda- (Singing) Core the pumpkin and come play.

Hilda and Zelda- (Singing) Halloween, o’happy day.
Halloween o’ ha-ppy day.

With a flick of her finger hilda lights the last lantern on the last note. Sabrina comes down the stairs with her nap sack ready for school.

Sabrina- What are you doing with Salem? I heard him screeching.

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Dream Date

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Dream Date

Written By – Rachel Lipman
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Liegh Green
Chad – Brian Austin Green
Simon – Tom Wilson
Darryl – Eddie Cibrian
Sasha – Nicole Bilderback
Raphael – Darin Singleton

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Zelda is making herself a mug of tea, (but the steam goes down instead of up), when the telephone on the wall rings. As she walks over to answer it, Sabrina comes running frantically down the back stairs.

Sabrina- I’ll get it! I’ll get it! That’s for me.

Zelda hands over the phone, and goes back to her tea.

Sabrina- Hello? Hi, Harvey! Sure, ask away!

She realises that Zelda is listening, even though her back is turned.

Sabrina- Oh… wait… one second. Aunt Zelda, do you mind?

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Third Aunt From The Sun

February 1, 2008 by ashton104

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Third Aunt From The Sun

Written By – Nick Bakay
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Vesta – Raquel Welch
Cletus – Miguel Marcott

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman kitchen. Hilda’s quiet breakfast is disturbed by Sabrina and Zelda as they enter arguing.

Zelda- No-no-no!

Sabrina- But it’s my belly button!

Zelda- U-hu! It’s our belly button. You can have it back when you turn eighteen.

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