Pilot

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Pilot

Teleplay By – Nell Scovell
Television Story By – Barney Cohen & Kathryn Wallack
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Skippy – Teller
Cassandra – Deborah Harry
Edward – Robby Benson
Drell – Penn Jillette
Cee Cee – Melissa Murray
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Mr.s Hecht – Ren Woods
Student – Shaun Weiss

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Sabrina’s bedroom. Shortly after midnight, Sabrina’s sixteenth birthday has just started bringing with it a very special inheritance. She is fast asleep dreaming teenage dreams as ever so slowly she begins rise up to float three feet above her bed. Sabrina sleeps on unaware. There’s the sound of footsteps on stairs and a whispering voice.

Zelda- (OS) Just let me check. Her sixteenth birthday started five minutes ago.

The bedroom door opens and Sabrina’s two aunts enter.

Zelda- (Cont.) Oh look Hilda, she’s levitating right on schedule.

Hilda- Let’s wake her up and tell her she’s a witch.

Blundt Friday

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Blundt Friday

Written By – Norma Safford Vela
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mrs. Bogzigian – Ella Joyce
Cee Cee – Melissa Murray
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Guidance Counsellor – Eddie Allen
Teacher – Ariel Felix
Principle Larue – Tom McGowan
Gordie – Curtis Andersen
Student – Phillip Glasser

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Sabrina’s bedroom. Hilda and Zelda are tidying away laundry while Sabrina studies the magic book.

Sabrina- I don’t get it, I’ve been studying my magic book and it’s just too hard.

Zelda comes over and sits beside her on the bed.

Zelda- Oh here, let me help you. Ah! Here’s one for silence. (Reading) Affix the taste organ of a humped ruminant adjacent to one’s dentation.

Sabrina- I have no idea what that means.

Terrible Things

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Terrible Things

Written By – Jon Sherman
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Drell – Penn Jillette
Principle Larue – Tom McGowan
Commentator – Aeryk Egan
Marge – Sara Van Horn
Student – Milo Ventimiglia
Randy ‘The Destroyer’ – Marvin C. Jones II
Photographer – James D. Fields

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Westbridge High School Hallway, Sabrina comes round the corner wearing a black outfit. Black top with a black bib front skirt, black hose and black shoes. She sees Libby talking to her friends, she wearing a black top with a black bib front skirt, black hose and black shoes. Sabrina stops dead in her tracks, turns and dashes back round the corner.

Int. Girls bathroom. Sabrina enters and does a quick check of the stalls to make sure she’s alone before pointing at herself. A magical change later and she wearing a powder blue top and brown check pants. She checks herself out in the mirror.

Sabrina- Much better.

Int. School hallway. Sabrina comes round the corner and sees Libby in her black outfit still talking to Jill and smiles as she walks past down to her locker. As she’s taking out her school books Jenny enters.

Jenny- Hey, love the look.

She bumps hips with Sabrina and walks away laughing. Sabrina watches her go in her identical blue top and brown check trousers. It’s going to be one of those days.

Run opening credits.

The True Adventures Of Rudy Kazootie

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

The True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie

Written By – Renee Phillips & Carrie Honigblum
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Randy Travis – Randy Travis
Eddie Cibrian – Eddie Cibrian
Big Rudy – Frank Conniff
Carol – Beth Kennedy
Jerry – Jim Hanks
Commentator – Geoff Witcher
Girl – Diana Theodore

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman kitchen. Hilda and Zelda are passing a warm sunny afternoon in the time honoured tradition of the terminally bored. They’re doing a jigsaw puzzle.

Hilda- I need a piece of sky with a smidge of smoke and a slightly bulbous doohickey.

Zelda- Here you go.

She hands the piece to Hilda and she fits it in the puzzle.

Hilda- You know it’s funny but when you live a thousand years, jigsaw puzzles don’t seem like such a waste of time.

Geek Like Me

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Geek Like Me

Written By – Rachel Lipman
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr Pool – Paul Feig
Cee Cee – Melissa Murray
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Gordie – Curtis Andersen
Cicero – Mark Fite
Sherman – Henry Hien Cong
Howard – James D. Fields
Matt Sabetti – John Knight

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman upstairs landing. Zelda’s having a spring clean of the linen closet. Already a set of pink, plastic flamingo garden ornaments have been ditched. Hilda picks one up and caresses it as Zelda drags out a suit of armour.

Zelda- …And we are definitely getting rid of this.

Hilda- My cuirass! Where did you find it? You can’t throw that away.

Zelda- Oh give me a brake Hilda, you haven’t used your cuirass for centuries.

A Halloween Story

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

A Halloween Story

Written By – Nell Scovell
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Sally Jessy Raphaël – Sally Jessy Raphaël
Amanda – Emily Hart
Granny – Diane McBain
Marigold – Robin Riker
M’Lady – Linda Kash
Mr. Altree – Jay Kogen
James Dean – Phillip Glasser

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman kitchen. Jack-o-lantern’s decorate the room, Hilda and Zelda are happy and sing as they prepare breakfast.

Hilda- (Singing) Core the pumpkin and come play.

Hilda and Zelda- (Singing) Halloween, o’happy day.
Halloween o’ ha-ppy day.

With a flick of her finger hilda lights the last lantern on the last note. Sabrina comes down the stairs with her nap sack ready for school.

Sabrina- What are you doing with Salem? I heard him screeching.

Dream Date

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Dream Date

Written By – Rachel Lipman
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Libby – Jenna Liegh Green
Chad – Brian Austin Green
Simon – Tom Wilson
Darryl – Eddie Cibrian
Sasha – Nicole Bilderback
Raphael – Darin Singleton

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Zelda is making herself a mug of tea, (but the steam goes down instead of up), when the telephone on the wall rings. As she walks over to answer it, Sabrina comes running frantically down the back stairs.

Sabrina- I’ll get it! I’ll get it! That’s for me.

Zelda hands over the phone, and goes back to her tea.

Sabrina- Hello? Hi, Harvey! Sure, ask away!

She realises that Zelda is listening, even though her back is turned.

Sabrina- Oh… wait… one second. Aunt Zelda, do you mind?

Third Aunt From The Sun

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Third Aunt From The Sun

Written By – Nick Bakay
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Jenny – Michelle Beaudoin
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Vesta – Raquel Welch
Cletus – Miguel Marcott

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman kitchen. Hilda’s quiet breakfast is disturbed by Sabrina and Zelda as they enter arguing.

Zelda- No-no-no!

Sabrina- But it’s my belly button!

Zelda- U-hu! It’s our belly button. You can have it back when you turn eighteen.

Magic Joel

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Magic Joel

Written By – Nell Scovell & Norma Safford Vela
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Mr. Pool – Paul Feig
Libby – Jenna Liegh Green
Magic Joel – Andrew Keegan
Ethan – Paul Provenza
Justin – Donald Adeosun Faison
Emma – Elizabeth Hart
Zoë – Ally Holmes

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Sabrina’s bedroom. Sabrina’s doing her homework. Salem pushes her door open with his head.

Salem- Sabrina, phone’s for you.

Sabrina- I didn’t hear it ring.

Salem- I was on another call. I think it’s Harvey.

Sweet & Sour Victory

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Sweet & Sour Victory

Written By – Sam O’Neal & Neal Boushell
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Mr Pool – Paul Feig
Tai Wai Tse – Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Gustav – Robert Dorfman
Trophy – Vien Hong

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Westbridge High School Gym. Sabrina and Harvey play Badminton, or at least they try.

Sabrina- Okay, here goes.

Sabrina throws up the shuttlecock and swishes the racket at it and hits it straight down onto the floor. It seems this isn’t the first as many shuttlecock’s litter the floor of the court or are stuck in the net.

Sabrina- Oh not again!

Harvey- You’re getting better.