Sabrina Gets Her License (Part I)

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Sabrina Gets Her License (Part I)

Written By – Miriam Trogdon
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr Kraft – Martin Mull
The Quizmaster – Alimi Ballard
Mrs Quick – Mary Gross
Cee Cee – Cee Cee Harshaw
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Erik Estrada – Erik Estrada
Sushi Chef #1 – Mak Takano
Sushi Chef #2 – Max K
Engineer – Dan Desmond

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman Kitchen, Hilda, Zelda and Salem are all wearing pink pointy party hats as they gather round the counter. For some reason a cat in a pink pointy party hat doesn’t look out of place here. Sabrina walks in from the stairs.

All to Sabrina – (Singing) Happy Birthday,

Hilda sprinkles confetti on Sabrina’s head before Zelda places a matching pink point party hat on it. Both kiss her cheek.

Sabrina – Thank you, thank you. I’ll never get this confetti out of my hair but thank you.

Salem – The hats were my idea.

Sabrina Gets Her License (Part II)

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Sabrina Gets Her License (Part II)

Written By – Carrie Honigblum & Renee Phillips
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
The Quizmaster – Alimi Ballard
Mrs Quick – Mary Gross
Cee Cee – Cee Cee Harshaw
Jill – Bridget Flanery
Erik Estrada – Erik Estrada
Sgt. Slater – Richard Moll
Stacey Fink – Andrea Savage
Female Witch Officer – Shannon K. Dunn
Jennifer – Heidi McNeal

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Ext. The other Realm. Sabrina and her aunts, Hilda and Zelda, are standing on the top of a cliff in the Other Realm looking down on Witch Camp.

Sabrina- I don’t wanna go to Witch Camp.

She turns and dashes for the closet door behind her, but aunt Zelda is quick on her feet for a six hundred year old. She catches Sabrina at the door and brings her back.

Zelda- Come on.

Once more they stand looking down.

Zelda- (Cont.) It wont be that bad.

Dummy For Love

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Dummy For Love

Written By – Holly Hestor
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr. Kraft – Martin Mull
Cupid – Patrick T. O’Brian
Kirk – Michael Sneary
Geek – Jeremay Wieand
Student – Mart Belafsky
Waitress – Sandra Kinder
Randy – David Sederholm
Sumo Wrestler – Ichiro Banno
Witch Page Boy – Scott McClain

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman’s Kitchen. A normal morning in the Spellman residence. Hilda is eating breakfast accompanied by the Spellman pet cat Salem and as in all households the kitchen counter is piled deep in Wittles Waffle boxes. The toaster pops two waffles up.

Hilda- Oh, that one’s yours.

Salem- Sorry, thirty waffles is my limit, and that’s something that I really didn’t want to know about myself.

Zelda enters carrying a mug with ZELDA written on it diagonally and an envelope, she looks around.

Zelda- Let me guess. A tribute to Belgium?

Dante’s Inferno

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Dante’s Inferno

Written By – Charlie Tercek
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Davy Jones – Davy Jones
Dante – Jason James Richter
Witch Yenta – Teri Garr
Jean – Sarah Lancaster
Steve – Roger Eschbacher
Larry – Fritz Sperberg
Jerry – Jonathan Palmer
Ron – John Valdetero

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. The Spellman Kitchen. Sabrina, Zelda and Hilda are finishing up dinner, Salem is on the kitchen counter.

Zelda- Salem, those roast potatoes came out great, thanks for the recipe.

Salem- Don’t thank me, thank Graham Kerr. I’d whip up a chocolate soufflé if I could only get my paws around a whisk.

Hilda- Not to worry. I’ll conjure up some ice-cream.

A Doll’s Story

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

A Doll’s Story

Written By -Carrie Honigblum & Renee Phillips
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Amanda – Emily Hart
The Quizmaster – Alimi Ballard
Ralphie – Paul Dooley
Carol – Donna D’Errico
Dr. Rafkin – Paul Sand
Receptionist/Orion – Tim Herzog
Mini-Barman – Michael Irpino
Flight Attendant – Luck Hart
Madam Dermis – Darlene Kardon

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Salem sits on the counter, Hilda is eating a bowl of cereal at the kitchen table while Zelda works on her lap-top. Sabrina walks to the table and sits with a soda and straw. Hilda’s at the bottom of her bowl and slurps the excess milk off her spoon, She then pick up the bowl and slurps straight from it. Zelda has had enough

Zelda- Stop!

Hilda- What?

Zelda- Slurping, you know I can’t stand that noise.

Sabrina, The Teenage Boy

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Sabrina, The Teenage Boy

Written By – Nick Bakay
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina/Jack- Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda/Sonny – Caroline Rhea
Zelda/Buzz – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr. Kraft – Martin Mull
Baines – Ryan Francis
Ramage – David O’Donnell
Dolrimple – Unknown

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. The Slicery. Valerie is sat at a booth by the door. Sabrina enters.

Valerie- Sabrina!

Sabrina spots Valerie and sits with her.

Valerie- (Cont.) What took you so long? I had to fight a family for this booth.

Sabrina- I stood by my locker for twenty minutes waiting for Harvey, but then he decided to go and hang out with the guys at that stupid garage.

A River Of Candy Corn Runs Through It

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It

Written By – Frank Conniff
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
The Quizmaster – Alimi Ballard
10,000 Maniacs – 10,000 Maniacs
Asher – Scott Tyler Russell
Ramage – David O’Donnell
Termite – Howard Miller
Old Lady – Ellen Albertini Dow
Armchair #1 – Beverly Sanders
Armchair #2 – Richard Horvitz
Settee – Dan Hagen

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman Living room. Zelda is sweeping the large open space where there used to be furniture. Hilda is moving ornaments out of the way and Sabrina is sat in a wicker chair doing her homework

Hilda- I can’t wait for our new furniture to get here.

Zelda- I know, It’s going to be here just in time for our nice quiet Halloween at home.

Sabrina- You mean we’re not visiting relatives this year?

Inna-Gadda-Sabrina

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Inna-Gadda-Sabrina

Written By – Sheldon Bull
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
Mr. Kraft – Martin Mull
The Quizmaster – Alimi Ballard
Mrs. Quick – Mary Gross
The Too Hot Tamales – Mary Sue Milliken & Susan Feniger
Mrs. Poupiepenz – Wendy Worthington
College Recruiter – Scott Gurney
Student #1 – Aaron Nelms
Hippie Clerk – Azura Farren
Hippie Driver – Charles S. Dimaria, Jr.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Dinner is in progress.

Sabrina- Can I have more mashed potato’s.

Zelda- Of course.

Hilda passes the potato’s across the table to Sabrina.

Salem- And I’ll have more meat.

Witch Trash

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Witch Trash

Written By – Nick Bakay and Robin Bakay
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Racine – Loni Anderson
Great-Grandma – Alice Ghostley
Maw Maw – Edie McClurg
Boyd – Gary Grubbs
Mortgage Banker – Tom Poston
Freedom Fighter – John Griffin

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman living room. Zelda and Hilda are sat on the settee. Sabrina sits on the wicker coffee table in front of Hilda with her aunt’s foot in her lap giving a foot massage.

Sabrina- Would you like some more cocoa aunt Zelda?

Zelda- Not until I know why you’re doing all this.

Sabrina- I just want you guys to relax… and I want my own car.

To Tell A Mortal

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

To Tell A Mortal

Written By – Renee Philips & Carrie Honigblum
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Hilda – Caroline Rhea
Zelda – Beth Broderick
Salem – Nick Bakay
Harvey – Nate Richert
Valerie – Lindsey Sloan
Libby – Jenna Leigh Green
The Quizmaster – Alimi Ballard
Drew Carey – Drew Carey
Mark Langston – Mark Langston
Sigmund Freud – Timothy Oman
Gwendolyn – Caroline Williams
Parent – Natalie Strauss
Reporter – Cindy Lu
Carnival Worker – Ben Siegler
Mrs. Martinez – Irene Olga Lopez

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the ABC Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Salem is sat on the counter laughing. Zelda is pouring coffee.

Zelda- It’s not funny Salem.

Sabrina comes down the stairs.

Sabrina- Morning.

She gives a shocked yelp, Zelda jumps, Salem Laughs.

Sabrina- (Cont.)Why did Salem startle me?