Total Sabrina Live!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Total Sabrina Live!

Written By – David Babcock
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Harvey – Nate Richert
Cole – Andrew Walker
Leonard – John Ducey
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
James – Bumper Robinson
Carson Daly – Carson Daly
Mr. Fleming – Christopher Darga
Young Zelda – Alexandra Hart Williams
Mark Wilkerson – Mark Wilkerson
Security Guard – Paul Taylor
Rickey Shelton – Mickey Shelton
John Milldrum – John Milldrum
Chris Dickerson – Chris Dickerson

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Previously on…

Luke, Josh & Harvey- (Together) Goodbye Sabrina.

Luke leaves through the back door, Josh takes the scenic dining room route and Harvey, ever the direct one heads straight for the front door. Sabrina can only stand and watch her true love walk out of her life.

Sabrina- Goodbye?

A knot clamps around her heart and sweeps outwards, freezing as it goes, turning everything to stone. Sabrina, the statue stands for only a moment before the hairline crack in her broken heart causes the whole thing to shatter into a thousand pieces.

…

Salem trots down the stairs and takes in the scene in the kitchen before jumping up onto the table beside Hilda’s wedding cake.

Salem- Okay, I don’t know what happened here but a hundred bucks says I get blamed for it.

The Big Head

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

The Big Head

Written By – Bill Rosenthal & Andrew Borakove
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Cole – Andrew Walker
Leonard – John Ducey
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
James – Bumper Robinson
Strum – Howard Dorough

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Spellman living room. Sabrina’s about to leave for her first day at her new job and wakes up Salem, who’s dozing on the back of the chair, before she leaves.

Sabrina- Okay Salem, I’m off. Now you know the rules.

Salem- Yeah-yeah. No more sleeping in bras.

Sabrina- I’m serious! You talk in front of a mortal; you’re looking at another hundred years trapped in a cat’s body.

Call Me Crazy

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Call Me Crazy

Written By – Trish Baker
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Harvey – Nate Richert
Cole – Andrew Walker
Leonard – John Ducey
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
James – Bumper Robinson
Ashanti – Ashanti
Counter Guy – J. P. Manoux
Bouncer – Amon Standifer

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Spellman kitchen. Salem is lay on the table watching Sabrina ironing.

Salem- What’s with all the ironing?

Sabrina- I’m the office newby, I can’t go to work all wrinkly.

Salem- But that doesn’t keep Barbara Walters mug of The View.

Shift Happens

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Shift Happens

Written By – Torian Hughes
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Harvey – Nate Richert
Cole – Andrew Walker
Leonard – John Ducey
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
James – Bumper Robinson
Baby K2K – Da Brat
Chip – Sean Whalen
Judge Malloy – Suanne Spoke
Bob – Matt Winston
Judy – Jossie Thacker
Bailiff #1 – Mark Craig

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Spellman living room. The ornaments are in serious jeopardy because of the flying fists and feet of Roxie and Morgan who have turned to kick boxing to music for their morning work out. They have the music cranked up loud and are working up a sweat while Salem sits a safe distance away enjoying the show. Sabrina comes down stairs.

Sabrina- Morning guys.

Morgan- Hey, Sabrina. Wanna for some kick boxing?

Sabrina- Oh, no thanks, I gotta go to work. Besides, I prefer the mellower marshal arts like Ti-chi, judo or gun play.

Free Sabrina

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Free Sabrina

Written By – Tod Himmel
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Cole – Andrew Walker
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
James – Bumper Robinson
Babette Storm – Clare Kramer
Monique – Jonell Kennedy
Mildred – Jeanette Miller
May – Dona Hardy
Cliff – Bryan Cuprill
Security Guard – Ariel Llinas
Reporter #1 – Maria Menounos
Reporter #2 – Steve Truitt

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Scorch Magazine. Cole is perched on the corner of Sabrina’s desk reading the latest copy of Scorch while Sabrina reads her latest obituary to him.

Sabrina- … And although he’s played his last gig here on Earth, Screaming Hank Walters will be Hendrix, Elvis and even maybe Tupac for…

Sabrina & Cole- (Together) …An all star jam session in rock and roll heaven.

Sabrina- Did you read this obituary before I turned it in?

Sabrina Unplugged

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Sabrina Unplugged

Written By – Jennifer Glickman
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Harvey – Nate Richert
Cole – Andrew Walker
Leonard – John Ducey
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
James – Bumper Robinson
Clive – Steven M. Porter
Stan – J. P. Manoux
Tina – Christa Campbell
Plain Woman – Irene White

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Spellman living room. Sabrina and Harvey checking out some photos of Sabrina that he’s taken on his new digital camera with the Photo-Tweex program on his laptop.

Harvey- I think we got some great shots here. You look pretty cute in this one.

Sabrina- Oh no, cute is exactly not what I’m going for. This is for my by-line picture. This photo has to make me look super-hip.

Harvey- Digital cameras are hi-tech, but they’re not magic.

Witch Way Out

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Witch Way Out

Written By – Adam & David Hamburger
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Harvey – Nate Richert
Victor – Austin Peck
Angus – Verne Troyer
Asian Businessman – Kipp Shiotani
Sasquatch – Michael Deak
The Goo Goo Dolls – The Goo Goo Dolls

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Spellman kitchen. Roxie’s sat at the table flicking through a magazine while Morgan, in her dressing gown puts a glass of orange juice on the table. Sabrina comes down stairs wearing a summer top and picks up the orange juice.

Roxie- Morning Sabrina.

Sabrina- Hi there.

She takes a quick sip of the juice.

Sabrina- (Cont.) Bye there. I’m off to work.

Bada-Ping!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

Bada-Ping!

Written By – Nancy Cohen
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Leonard – John Ducey
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
Amanda – Emily Hart
Mickey Brentwood – Garry Marshall
Avril Lavigne – Avril Lavigne
Joey Skye – Rich Voll
Kim – Brian Wade
Tatiana – Robyn Moran
Matthew Brann – Matthew Brann
Jesse Colburn – Jesse Colburn
Charles Muniz – Charles Muniz
Evan Taubenfeld – Evan Taubenfeld

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Spellman kitchen. Salem sits on the counter top watching the girls clearing away supper. Roxie picks up an aerosol cleaner and reads the label.

Morgan- Do you know what we need?

Roxie- An all purpose cleaner that doesn’t burn a hole in the ozone.

Morgan- Oh, they should just sew that thing up already!

It’s A Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

It’s A Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas

Written By – Dan Kael
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Leonard – John Ducey
Candy – Kate Jackson
Zack – Scott Gurney
Attendant – Greg Baker
MC – Mike Siegel
Attractive Woman – Sandra McCoy
Caroller – Kerry Sable
Caroller – William James Jones
Caroller – Reed Prescott
Caroller – Blythe Matsui

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Scorch Magazine. Outside, a snow blizzard is blowing and the snow swirls in when the door is opened. Roxie, Morgan and Sabrina enter all wrapped up against the cold.

Morgan- Jeez Louise! It is miserable out there!

Sabrina- Yeah but nothing takes the chill out o’ your bones like a big old out o’ control office Christmas party.

The take off their coats to reveal that they’ve all got on the party frocks and are made up to the nines. Having hung up their coats they head into the office to find that the words ‘Big’, ‘Out of control’ and even ‘Party’ are exaggerations as the only other person present is that party animal, Leonard.

Leonard- Welcome merry revelers.

The Lyin’ The Witch And The Wardrobe

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

The Lyin’ The Witch And The Wardrobe

Written By – Mike Larson
Transcribed By – Paul Booth

Cast

Sabrina – Melissa Joan Hart
Salem – Nick Bakay
Morgan – Elisa Donovan
Roxie – Soleil Moon Frye
Cole – Andrew Walker
Annie – Diana-Marie Riva
James – Bumper Robinson
Daniel Bedingfield – Daniel Bedingfield
Justin – Ted Kairys
Office Worker – Gik-End
Employee – Christopher King

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters in this transcript, nor do I own any rights to the television show Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. It was created by Nell Scovell and belongs to her, Viacom Productions Inc, Hartbreak Films, and the Warner Brothers Television network. The characters are based on the original characters appearing in Archie Comics.

 

Int. Spellman Kitchen. Sabrina comes down stairs in a perky mood, whistling to herself and passes Salem, who is sat on the counter checking himself out in a shaving mirror.

Salem- Oh-hoho-huhohoh

Sabrina- Whoa! Did you just sigh or are you sitting on an acordian?

Salem- I think I see a grey hair.